Assuming you were one of those people who went out and bought a LaCroix bathing suit the second they (vaguely semi-illegally) hit markets, you're probably someone who needs to hear this: Shinesty officially licensed the Bud Light logo to make a line of Budweiser-themed clothing...including bathing suits.
Yes, for just $64.99, you can be the proud owner of a "Bud Light one piece," which is described as having "low cut front and back necklines, cheeky bottom with 80s style high hip cut," as well as being appropriate to "pair with a towel for the hot tub and jeans for the nightclub."
For any and all men in the crowd feeling disappointed they, too, can't roll up to da club looking like an iconic piece of blue aluminum, rest assured there is a swim trunk equivalent as well. That's called the "Bud Light Swim Trunk," and it's "knitted mesh lining, elastic waistband, drawstring with metal aglets and grommets." Oh, and re: the inseam? "It's a 5-incher, boys."
Are beer-themed bathing suits not quite your jam? Don't worry—youstillhave options. Might I recommend the unisex Bud Light Kimono the store is also selling?It "loves a BBQ as much as the boudoir," which is real cute.
Wowowowowowowowow. I'm exhausted. I'll leave you to your extremely themed shopping. You can do it all over on Shinesty. Have a freaking blast.