Cops Called About 'Zombie Raccoons!'

Ohio police have been investigating reports of a "zombie-like" raccoons that have been spotted during the day, acting strange. Authorities have reportedly received over twelve phone calls about the animals. One local man said he was outside playing with his dogs when a raccoon approached, stood on its hind legs, bared its teeth, and then fell backward. Several of the raccoons have been put down and were reportedly suffering from distemper, which leads the animals to lose their fear of humans but also has symptoms including coughing, seizures, and tremors.

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