Man Seeks 'Worthy Female' For Bizarre Eclipse Ritual

It's nearly impossible you haven't heard yet, but on August 21st there will be a total solar eclipse visible across a continuous portion of the U.S. It's a big deal, because this hasn't happened in more than 99 years. One man in California is apparently so excited that he wants to perform ritual sex and conceive a child during the eclipse. The man posted an ad on the San Francisco Craigslist seeking a "worthy female" to "have simultaneous orgasms" with in order to "conceive a child that will be the next level of human evolution." The 40-year-old added, "We will make love together, with me and my penis directed towards the sun. Everything will be aligned in the local universe. Both of our cosmic energy will be aligned with the planets." Oh, and in case you were wondering, the "worthy female" must also like cats. (Men's Health)


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