"This is the most unnatural thing I have ever tasted."
"This is medicine flavor with Pop-Tarts health—the best of both worlds."
"Tastes like crumbly bubblegum you can swallow."
"Tastes like a watermelon Jolly Rancher with dry crackers."
(l-r) Unfrosted Blueberry, Blueberry. Photo: Abby Hocking
"I like the unfrosted, tbh. It seems closest to a real pastry."
"Put frosting on Pop-Tarts FFS."
(l-r) Cookies & Creme, Chocolate Chip, Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. Photo: Abby Hocking
"Maple-y. Not getting any dough vibes, but soft and yummy."
"Much better toasted."
(l-r) Vanilla Latte, Chocolate Mocha. Photo: Abby Hocking
17. Vanilla Latte
"If it was less sweet, it'd be better."
"Like a gas station cappuccino."
"This tastes like Four Loko and regret."
"Too tart—doesn't pair well with the pastry part."
(l-r) Unfrosted Strawberry, Strawberry. Photo: Abby Hocking
"Honestly, I'm into it."
"Needs frosting to balance it out."
14. Chocolate Mocha
"Not bad, not great."
"Dry and weirdly savory."
13. Cookies & Creme
"Very solid. Reliable. Safe in a good way."
"This is the second cousin of s'mores."
Pumpkin Pie. Photo: Abby Hocking
12. Pumpkin Pie
"I wish there was more filling, but very yummy."
"Hard to justify eating this out-of-season."
Chocolate Fudge. Photo: Abby Hocking
11. Chocolate Fudge
"Gets the job done, which is chocolate."
"Tastes exactly like fudge—good job Pop-Tart!"
Cinnamon Roll. Photo: Abby Hocking
10. Cinnamon Roll
"Light, simple. Tastes exactly like a cinnamon roll. Could use a little more frosting."
"Tastes like real food."
(l-r) Unfrosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon, Brown Sugar Cinnamon. Photo: Abby Hocking
"I love the filling—no frosting needed!"
"Good but needs frosting!"
"Happy with this—like softer Cookie Crisp."
"Good amount of chocolate."
S'mores. Photo: Abby Hocking
"Perfectly fake marshmallows, what more could you want."
"Grew up with this one—love the alternating chocolate/marshmallow filling."
Strawberry Milkshake. Photo: Abby Hocking
"If Pop-Tarts and strawberry Pocky had a baby."
"Maltier than normal frosted strawberry."
Cherry. Photo: Abby Hocking
"I like fake cherry flavor, so yes."
"The cherry flavor isn't medicine-y!"
"Would be great with coffee!"
"If I had to have an actual meal, but only had Pop-Tarts, this would be a top flavor of choice."
Raspberry. Photo: Abby Hocking
"A total classic. Wish it were a little lighter on the raspberry flavor."
"Tastes like a classic jam cookie."
1. Strawberry — THE WINNER
"Vending machine classic—nostalgia embodied."
"Jammy and delicious."