One of those idiotic websites that connect people who are looking to cheat on their partner, polled their female customers to find out why they want to cheat. #1 reason: Their current partner isn't funny enough.
What are we, your clowns?
Sheesh, now I feel like I should be staying up all night writing new comedic material for the next day.
The only reason why the guy your cheating on is funny is because he's trying to get you into bed. Period. Pretty soon, he'll be as unfunny as us.
Here are the top reasons women cheat...
1 He lacks a sense of humor – 19%
2 He's not understanding enough – 16%
3 He's not good in bed – 14%
4 He lacks good manners – 11%
5 He's lazy and doesn't have any life plans – 10%
6 He doesn’t care about his appearance and has poor hygiene – 9%
7 He's not successful – 7%
8 He doesn't pay enough attention to details and social obligations – 5%
9 He's unable to clean up after himself and he's a mama's boy – 5%
10 He's stingy – 4%
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